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Child’s guide to making Antimatter

yesisedit — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 16:03:29 +0000

Here it is kids, the Uncle John’s way of making ANTIMATTER. First you need 200 plus pounds of Aunty ( adjust weight to fit Aunty ) then put her in charge of all the last minute X-Mas shopping and the family gathering on new years eve. This will set into motion a whirlwind, almost unstoppable, of human research and nagging that on January first will leave her spent like an old toxic fuel rod from your local damaged nuclear facility BUT she will feel like it couldn’t have been done without her and she really does matter. That’s how you make Aunty Matter.

String theory … perhaps

yesisedit — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 02:10:29 +0000

This ones for all you scientist types out there, especially physicists, I learned string theory as a very young child and it goes like this, Very easy to get it!, When you are about 5 or 6 years old your mom sends you to the store to get some bread, milk and an avocado. As you travel through time ( it’s a long way to the store, perhaps 2 blocks) you look at your finger where your mom tied that string so you would remember the milk, avocado and something that started with a B, must have been bubble gum. As you pass through space you are getting bored so use the string to tie on a cat’s tail so she will remember to go home, this causes almost immediate warp drive on the part of the cat at least and a ton of amusement and wonder for you. Now you find that you have passed the store and lost a bunch of time (Time warp is discovered) but you turn your self around and make it to the store and pick up Bubble gum, malt and an Abazaba and head for home. You find that it is taking way too much of your time so you look for a black hole (Convenient alley will do with a hole in the fence, yet another scientific find) as you arrive you find your mother pacing , asking me why it took a “Month of Sundays” to get home, while it just seemed like mere minutes to me, and where was the change she was supposed to get ( something about quantum theory I think ) and while an argument ensued as to what the string theory meant in my case, no one agreed on the outcome (just like modern science!) and I was banished to the outer corners of my universe. She did look much older than I remembered her when I started my quest.

It’s about TIME!

yesisedit — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:52:27 +0000

The world needs to be on a 24 hour time schedule, the same time anywhere in the world. That way no matter where you are in the world, day or night it will be the same time in New York, London, Moscow, you name it. If I tell you my business is open from 08:30 to 14:30 you will know exactly when that is where you are. There will be no daylight savings time either, if your boss wants to save daylight at his factory he will put out a memo that everyone will come in an hour earlier or later and the time will remain the same for everyone.

Simple huh?

yesisedit — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:08:41 +0000

I look deeply into my Dog’s eyes and wonder “if we really knew the others thoughts beyond what we do now, would we really like each other?” I suspect I would still like his character very much but believe he may reevaluate me.

yesisedit — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 10:25:40 +0000

I had a crow bar once but couldn’t get crows to drink whiskey so sold it to some up-coming crooks who had a better run with it no doubt.

yesisedit — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:45:08 +0000

Life…A fun attempt to mess with your parent’s sanity.

Death…An opposite and, as far as we know, equal reaction to taxes.

Heaven…The merging of life,death and your local coffee shop.

Heavy Velocity Nano-science ship 1

yesisedit — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 01:11:50 +0000

Once during a time before this time there was an advanced group of people living on what is now called earth. They were advanced enough to be in the beginnings of off world flight and living for extended ages in the quite of space. These people had several colonies on outer planets and were mining comets for iron to build fantastic ships that would support large colonies for ages in flight to other galaxies.

By the time they had 3 expeditions launched the earth was pretty depleted of those who were capable of living off planet even with their work in the nano-health sciences making the remaining population live longer and healthier, the greatest of their minds had opted for the grand travel in search of new worlds and higher learning.

As the last, as it turned out, star ship was leaving the galactic boundaries it learned of a catastrophe about to send solar debris toward earth in a massive wave that was more than the inhabitants could overcome and an almost complete annihilation of life on earth would happen but because they would be drawn in and also destroyed if they tried to reverse course to help, they stayed their course and the ships leader General Odessa Davis sent word to the other outbound vessels of the destruction and that he and his crew would go into dormancy except for the AI and robots who could carry out advanced scientific studies that could be fed into the human bodies as they rested in stasis and would come out after a period of time when it was again safe to venture back to help what ever was left of society in the solar system.

After many eons Davis was awakened, fully rejuvenated by the internal bot-medics, his DNA advanced and most known human physical problems dealt with. His crew as well had been resurrected to a much advanced state of physical ability. The AI was far advanced but still willing to be part of “The new humanity”.

On returning to Earth they found all the outposts along the way had suffered total annihilation and only Earth was left with life but not human in nature. Only larger land animals and ocean creatures lived well but were in an altered state from the creatures who the space dwellers had left behind before the destruction of the planets they knew as home.

The land masses had turned under in the violence and no sign of the former intelligence was in evidence beyond things that were rusting beyond recognition or were soon to be abducted under the volcanic eruptions still roiling upon the surface.

General Odessa Davis’ crew was small compared to the other colony ships human cargo but it had wide diversity in genetic standing. It was agreed that a new human society was to be created on this “New” Earth and their ship would explore the outer reaches of this galaxy while Earth naturally built itself with no artificial intelligence help.

Science Administrator Thomas Alvin Nester was assigned to find suitable earth hosts for DNA from the ships ancient cold storage to start the new humans on the planet. A few examples where gathered from warm blooded species that could simulate human form though not so close as to copy human form as it was in the past and the most dangerous animals that would be a hazard to these prototype “New lifers” would be eliminated using low tech asteroid bombardment which would also rearrange the world to have more water segregated continents for the experiment to give more chances one would work in favor of a new society that would eventually be allowed to carry on the work of the ancients in outer space while giving diversity to the human body form.

S.A.Thomas A. Nester or as his suit tag read S.A.T.A.N. was told to give the subjects only pure original DNA because G. O. Davis wanted Independent natural growth before any advanced knowledge was invested in this new human experiment. But Nester thought he knew more about science and what should be the new form of things than the General and allowed advanced knowledge to be added. With that he gave a memory of their creation to each separated group along with implanted knowledge of mathematics that would kick in after certain time periods of earth time and to hide it he made it only activate after some integration of groups when the different DNA groups mixed.

G. O. Davis found out this secret plan against his directives and sentenced S.A.T.A.N. to be marooned on the planet with all nano-tech stripped from his body and his DNA corrupted so death would take him before he could devise a way to live past his time on earth.

G.O.D. then turned to his work of searching for more stable environments to bring any suitable life that may survive to intelligence on Earth.

That was hundreds of thousands of years ago to earth but only a few years to the crew of Heavy Velocity Nano-sience, “HeavVN 1″, when it returned to find …

O-phiuch-us, the 13th sign

yesisedit — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:45:22 +0000

The name of our thirteenth Zodiac sign just goes to show how the gods think of us in these troubled times “O-phiuch-us”
Minotaur or goat, scales or virgin and what the hell happened to my rising sign in all of this. The gods have abandoned me to a life of confusion so my sign must be

“Mental ward this way –>”.

OH stars that guide me, woe is the dark day a 13 came into my life … no wait that’s the day I was born on and it hasn’t been all that bad, well except when I got that ticket on Friday the thirteenth when I was confused as to what state I was in, physically not mentally … or maybe that should be turned around … I’m not sure because my life long Lebrian balance has been given to a Virgin and we ALL know how confused virgins are. Anyway, if you thought I was a little wacko all these years you can now understand, as I do about YOU, why.

Sad Shapes

yesisedit — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 22:49:35 +0000

In this world I sometimes find myself seeing sad shapes in my thoughts.
The world being shaped by greed that even takes over religion.
Profit at the expense of peoples lives.
Where the many good faiths are turned upon their heads and used for money or killing in the name of the highest power.
I cry !

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