The horse and car were talking, one day, About the weather, the price of gas and hay.
Said the car, “I am tough as steel, I’ll be around for many a year with iron will.”
Said the horse, “Ah yes but you’ll be sitting still.”
“While they search the earth to find more oil they’ll be growing what I need on top of the soil.”
“That may be true” said the car, with tattered seat, “and I suppose you’d be better to eat!”